Sunday, January 24, 2010

從前有一隻青蛙...

很久以前,我看過一個短篇科幻故事,名叫 "Dark They Were, and Golden-Eyed"。看完後我覺得那故事很 disturbing,不過我也沒有深究為甚麼。

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還不過幾年前,大家還恥笑董建華這句話:

「香港好,中國好。中國好,香港更好」 --董建華

... 最後連董建華也承認他曾去信中央,請求京官幫忙。但他這一下「求救」,教香港人無地自容,恨他無本事帶領香港擺脫困境,怨其丟盡香港的面子--明明是全國最富庶的地方,卻公然厚著臉皮向「阿爺」(北京)伸手討好處。其實香港人雖然都在北望 神州,欲在中國崛起之際分一杯羹,但很多人卻覺得交往過程應是公平地互惠互利,而非中央單方面的「偏愛」,無條件不斷施予優惠,做中國的「敗家兒」...

幾年後的今天,人人都已從心底裡由衷相信,香港必須要和中國融合,不然便會死。

他們說, 90後的一代將來畢業後,香港必已被邊緣化,沒有高鐵,他們就不能方便地回內地工作,沒有出路。 --蘋果日報, 引述某被訪者

... 宜家香港上至政府下至小市民個個淨係識背靠祖國做寄生蟲...
... 真正既邊緣化唔係有冇高鐵
而係香港政府同香港人自願放棄經濟上既獨立性...
-- extracted from 某高登 post

隨著中國「發展」,香港必將淪為中國一個普通城市,這是歴史宿命,多一條少一條高鐵,也差不了多少。不幸的是人的想法也變了。今天還有誰會覺得「求救」是令人「無地自容」?

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那個科幻故事是說,有一些地球人滯留火星,其中一人有一天突然發現,花草樹木的顏色不同了, 慢慢的連別人和自己的眼珠顏色、頭髮顏色、甚至說的語言都變了。他想離開火星,其他人卻不介意那些轉變,或者「詐唔知」不去面對那些轉變。那人最後也不再堅持...

很多年後,地球才再有人來火星,卻找不到原來的地球人,只發現一些「火星人」 ...

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青蛙心想,跳出去沒有水,會死的,其實熱水也很好呀!火力愈來愈大,青蛙卻愈來愈興奮。它死前的最後一句話,是:「 嘩哈哈! 」

Sunday, January 17, 2010

每日新聞圖片



兩名內地大款得戚地表示支持興建高鐵。





工聯會立法會議員王國興向會外高呼「撐高鐵創造就業」的示威者表示,工聯會成功爭取「反對高鐵工程優先聘請本地工人」,至於「示威工程優先聘請本地臨記」則在泛民拉布下暫未成功反對。





和諧黨副主席檢閱首名乘高鐵來港的女兵。

Sunday, January 10, 2010

「西班牙人」

再說,就算有極少數廣東人吃貓,也不能泛稱「廣東人吃貓」,就像不久前,有北京人殺了他自己全家(父、母、子、女、妻、妹),絕不能延伸說「北京人殺自己全家」,若形成「北京人殺自己全家」的說法,自然和「廣東人吃貓」一樣,是大大的謬誤。

倪匡,《「廣東人吃貓」》,蘋果日報 10/1/2010

倪匡大概對「新中國」的「現代漢語」還是不太了解,網上就充斥著類似以下的大陸文字:

利物浦糟糕的戰績讓領隊賓尼迪斯本賽季承受著巨大的壓力,歐冠盃提前出局讓球迷們對西班牙人的失望之情到達了頂點。媒體也一度把賓尼迪斯和皇家馬德里、國際米蘭聯繫在一起,有消息稱西班牙人很可能在今夏取代摩連奴在國際的位置。

你不知就裏的話還以為球迷對所有西班牙人都感到失望,所有西班牙人一起取代摩連奴!這大概是從英文「翻譯」過來,英文可以說 (在文中提到過該人之後) The Spaniard, The England international 之類,你譯成中文,最少也應說「該名西班牙籍領隊」、「該名英格蘭國腳」 。就是英文也有那 the 字啊!不過大家也見怪不怪了...

Thursday, January 07, 2010

反高鐵,保香港

...
第一個假設是,假設內地的有錢人不斷來香港幫襯,帶挈香港地產發達,小市民可以分享唾餘,有份掃地捧餐做實Q。內地(主要是廣東)的人民和商人要來香港交 易,是因為香港有內地買不到的商品、服務、治安和生活品質。然而,這不會長久如此的...
...
高鐵的第二個假設是,香港長期維持優秀可靠的服務,可以吸引內地人幫襯。...
一旦香港的服務與內地拉平,內地人也毋須幫襯香港。
...
愛國者應理解國情,內地大勢不妙。香港應該保持適當距離,自求多福,而不是去銜接危機。內地人發達繁華,不稀罕你去銜接;內地災難爆發,香港去銜接也沒用。高鐵是一塊雞肋,不是一塊肥肉。一塊雞肋何須稀罕?
...

陳雲:《反高鐵,保香港》,信報 7/1/2010

我不認為甚麼菜園村之類是反高鐵的強力理由(雖然是些比較冠冕堂皇的理由)。

反而支持興建的那些甚麼「促進中港融合」,「接上內地發展」之類才是最危險的糖衣毒藥。

不論物質上還是文明上,香港都比大陸先進 - 至少現在還是。這正是香港的優勢。你快快「融合」 掉,香港就和大陸一模一樣,沒有獨特之處,只會「死快D」。所以香港應盡可能減慢被大陸同化的速度,作一個好榜樣給內地學習。

再說,那是個每天都在殺人的政權啊!你跟它「融合」幹甚麼?你沒聽說人家要出兵了嗎?將來有了高鐵,石崗軍營出市區也很快捷嘛。

PS1.
出賣香港利益的,時時見報,就是這一伙了,七百萬人,記住他們的樣子。時機成熟,一起跟他們算賬。

陶傑,《賣港》,蘋果日報 16/12/2009

PS2. 咁鐘意起, 起成咁好唔好? (我見到果洲個圈真係笑到停唔到...)
http://w3img.westkit.net/0286b67a82a0da64237c0d25c061c357.img

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Going into 2010 the cold way (almost)

At this very moment, I could have been typing my final words in 2009 in a zero degree Celsius room, with a torch, a mobile phone and a 2-hour laptop battery being my only power source. Thankfully it wasn't like that.

On this very last day of 2009, I lost electricity at home. It's the stupid laptop power adaptor again; this is already a replacement but this time it even brought down the power of the whole flat. The circuit breakers inside the flat did not trip, but every socket and every light switch was dead.

I was fearing the worst and planning how to endure a long dark night in this holiday period without lighting and without heating - surely an unconventional way to go into a new year - when the guy from the letting agent came over and fixed that. Which I'm very grateful to and perhaps I should just slightly change my view about the agent.

An unusually nice journey

You don't often hear me say that, but my return journey this time could not have been better. Having picked a closer and smaller airport this time (which I should have done years ago - you see, the algorithm running in my head does produce something that converge to the optimal solution,
just very slowly), it turns out that one leg of the flight is less than 1/3 full, the passport control and baggage reclaim was exceedingly quick, and the train timetable somehow allowed me to catch unexpectedly early trains. The only worrying bit was that there were actually officers from customs standing there inspecting passengers' stuff, but I even managed to escape that. (Why can't they learn from Heathrow where there's nobody inspecting anything round the clock?)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

「港足奪金」之曾蔭權在做甚麼

曾蔭權真是一個X街...
... 當晚唯一的遺憾,是行政長官曾蔭權於頒獎禮期間突然宣布有話要對記者說,害我「拿拿臨」仆過去採訪而錯過親眼看港隊站上頒獎台最高一級的機會。...


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Bring in video technology into football!

Is it just me, and nobody else really cares? So many blatantly wrong decisions have been made by referees over the years and that FIFA lot of people insist on not doing anything about it. It is beyond stubbornness, it feels more like something dirty is going on behind the scenes. And if not from within then what about the fans? On facebook, the largest group about this has, errr, less than 2000 people there, with most other groups less than a hundred. Even groups about 港女 etc. can get into tens of thousands much more easily and quickly.

Referees are humans and in such a high-tempo game, it is simply impossible to ask referees to make correct decisions instantly. Almost all other sports is using video technologies now, even snooker does!(*) An organisation that keeps on saying "fair play" is the same one that tries everything possible to stop referees from making correct decisions. Is it ironic enough? How much longer do we have to tolerate this?

FIFA stands for Football Injustice Forever Association. It is a total disgrace.

(*) To be precise, snooker only uses replays for replacing balls, not making decisions.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

James May's Toy Stories

"He is completely insane!"
"That, and a bit magnificent."

- Valerie and Brannigan, Doctor Who "Gridlock"

This is a completely mad TV programme. The show takes several no-longer-fashionable toys (well, most of them), and blow them up to build real-life-scale things. You may not realise their names, until you see them. The first episode is about making an Airfix model (something like this) of a Spitfire, except it is 1:1 scale, and they asked a group of kids to do it, at an old factory where real Spitfires were produced. Other mad ideas include making a garden out of plasticine and actually putting it in the Chelsea Flower Show, and building a over 4 km long track out of Scalextric and actually run slot cars on it.

Other than satisfying the nostalgia of us "old" people, the best thing about this show is that it at least tries to do the impossible of tempting children of this generation to do things that require long hours of concentration without looking at a computer/TV screen. These toys are no longer fashionable precisely because they take time. I also like its engaging factor, where it often involves hundreds or even thousands of people to build the thing and to participate. The Scalextric episode for example, (not aired yet but from the lots of youtube videos flying around) involve lots of people, since one person can only be looking at a very small section of the track at one time. Very much like a community event where every kid living around are out, running along the track. Seeing people getting excited about such events at least gives a (however small) hope of reversing or stopping the trend of the dumbing down of toys (and everything else).

Update: here, before it gets removed...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

In memory of a youthful heart

I suppose I owe quite a lot to him. Many years ago, since we lived relatively close to them, our family often visited theirs. My childhood memory mainly consisted of playing toys in other people's homes; this one was no exception.

There were probably some lego sets around, although my main activity appeared to be reading lego catalogs. For some reason this cement mixer and this classic space set had left very deep impression in my mind.

During that time I had one of my early encounter (if not the earliest) of a computer; in fact it might be an Apple II but I'm not so sure now.

He used to work in the UK for some time. Every time he came back he brought us lots of UK stamps, in two categories: those used for regular everyday mail, in large quantities and with many duplicates, and those that were relatively rare and only have a few copies in each batch. Then we have the task of splitting these stamps into 4 sets "fairly" (one for each of the kids there). We could spend an entire afternoon doing this.

He once gave me a thick and heavy book (the biggest book I had at that time), something like a Reader's digest compilation on topics related to the Earth, and a 1970-ish atlas used by Geography classes back when he was in school (in which you can see the version of Hong Kong coastline before the more recent landfills, and a whole lot about the British Isles).

I also stole, from the books he left behind after he emigrated, a (I believe?) C. J. Tranter's A-level Pure Mathematics textbook; it's very "British" and certainly treats topics very differently from a modern-day text (for example it starts with the question of what happens if we integrate 1/x, shows that it must be "log-like" and from this defines the constant known as e before finally moving on to its numerous other properties). Among other things it gave me my first exposure to the convergence of series and the natural logarithm.

These were probably useless stuff to him anyway, but were good to me. I really appreciate this because I myself hate to give things away to people; if you ask me to give you my atlas back in secondary school, I won't be too happy about it (even worse if you have taken it without me knowing it).

During all these years he never seemed to get old; he always spoke in a slow, cheerful and somewhat child-like tone. This probably is a reflection of an youthful heart.

In the past year or so, somewhat being kept out of the loop, I have only been barely aware of what has been going on with him. During a certain period of time there appeared to be positive progress, but the inevitable eventually happened. At least I believe he didn't have much regrets. He can rest assured the books had made their impact on a kid.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

二數相乘,有口訣云:天天,地地,人人,天地人,盡負一...

怪哉,於此二十又一世紀,中學國文科尚棄文言如糞土之時,若干有志之士,竟以文言編維基大典,所涉更非限孔孟老莊、唐詩宋詞,諸般數學,凡 Quaternion 至 set theory 皆具文誌之,誠可貴也。

Saturday, July 11, 2009

more delays

As usual, this is the place for my rant about flight experiences. But this time I found out it may serve a new purpose: it might help some other people feel better by knowing other people (me) have even worse experience than them.

I won't bother you about what the trip is for, what exactly does the airport code DUS stand for etc, but instead just go straight about the travel itself.

Outward flight: LHR->DUS

The outward flight only had, relatively speaking, minor troubles. The flight was delayed by roughly 2 hours, but it is not the interesting part; the reason for the delay is more interesting. It was because "the toilets are not fully operational", resulting in a need to find a replacement plane.

When we arrived at DUS another trouble surfaced: all except a handful of the passengers lost their checked luggage. I didn't have any checked luggage, but other people travelling on the same trip did, and I got to see a hundred people hanging outside a small room filling forms etc. In fact, it looks like another flight also had the same problem...

Inward flight: DUS->LHR

I need a bullet list for this:
  • During the whole week the weather was fine, but just when we were about to get a train to the airport, there was heavy rain. As a result, the train to the airport was delayed by 15-20 minutes. This was still fine, but...
  • At the airport, we found out that the flight was delayed by "only" 50 minutes. This was still ok, except...
  • I needed to catch a train at St Pancras. I've put in 2 hours between the original landing time of the flight and scheduled train departure time, which should be more than sufficient, particularly with Heathrow Express. And normally the plane can fly a bit faster to catch up at least some of the delay. But
  • The plane circled at least 3 times above London before finally landed. And after landing, as the pilot put it, "to add to the misery", the air bridge to the terminal didn't work and we had to take a shuttle bus even though it was just 30 seconds walk away from it. And the shuttle bus needs (due to some ground traffic regulations on the airport ground) to make a big detour and travel round a loop.
  • Then, long queues as usual at UK Border. Actually this time it was slightly faster with some more counters open.
  • (If you need proof that worst-case analysis is useful:) then I missed a Heathrow Express train, and had to wait exactly 15 minutes when they have one every 15 minutes.
  • Then there were further delay on the Hammersmith-and-City tube line which means overall it is actually not faster than taking the Piccadilly line directly to St Pancras.
  • I was fearing the worst (I seem to recall the only other train departs at midnight and arrive at 3am or something like that), when actually there was one at 23:15 which I was able to catch. Usually such late trains stop at every station and takes about 1.5 hours, but this one was even worse due to construction work which required a hugh diversion costing some extra time.
  • So I finally arrive Leicester at 1:38am. This was "only" 98 minutes later than scheduled, and when you take all these incidents together, it isn't too bad.
The irony is that I went to a scheduling conference...

Saturday, June 06, 2009

當年今日 (2)

瑣事兩則:

(1) 原來本校有這位校友... 不過很明顯她不知道甚麼是甲組乙組...

(2) 這真是大快人心,人家ATV 已夠左的了,不過反正沒人看,沒關係,你 CCTVB 又左,結果...

Thursday, June 04, 2009

當年今日

今天是「中國網站維護日」 這個大日子,但本網站並不「被維護」,特別在此轉貼一段當年今日(1989年5月35日)的片段:

譚耀宗強烈譴責中共六四屠殺



PS. 我想在此讚一下生果報的一系列六四報導,以跟著當年每日事態發展的方式報導,重現出當年局勢如何日漸惡化。

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

偉大的中國人!

在柏楊「醜陋的中國人!」一書(2008年版)中,收錄了一篇(其他人寫的) 「偉大的中國人」,當中提到:
二十多年前,有一個男子,一時想不開,爬到台北市館前街某大飯店的十樓頂上,揚言要自殺。頓時招來了滿坑滿谷看熱鬧的觀眾,警察大人如臨大敵,一面在樓下撒下了安全救護網,一面派人上樓去勸說,新聞記者端起照相機,取好鏡頭,準備獵取那最珍貴的一剎那,那男子卻也作怪,任憑警察老爺說破了嘴,他仍堅持非自殺不可,可又不肯立刻就跳,就這樣一點鐘兩點鐘乾耗著。中國人看熱鬧的耐心是天下第一的,抬頭仰望兩三小時,脖子再痠,也不肯休息片刻。眼看對面火車站前的時鐘已經敲出十一點了,跳的還不肯跳,看的還不肯走,這時候,有一個提著空菜籃的主婦,嘴裡嘟嚷著道:「要跳還不趕快,老娘等著看完了還要去買菜!」

幾十年來,「國家在各方面的發展都得到驕人的成就」(更何況上文說的是台灣,沒有「黨」的領導,自然更差),已進化到這樣,還在外國上報:

粵漢不滿阻塞交通 扮「握手交朋友」走近推落跳橋男子

China bridge jumper 'gets a push'

Friday, May 15, 2009

嚴正聲明

本人特此聲明,本人從無授權曾蔭權代表本人,亦從無直接或間接投票支持曾蔭權,其一切言論並不代表本人立場。

PS.
有人說,鎮壓壓出了繁榮。我只知道,是經濟改革改出了繁榮。是人民,用市場經濟打破了毛澤東的枷鎖,才創造了繁榮。現在有人總結說,繁榮是鎮壓的產物。面對全球經濟危機,我不知道他們是否正在準備介紹鎮壓的經驗,來拯救世界經濟。
-- 《改革歷程》

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Piano Choir

A fine line between genius and insanity...

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

World Championship Snooker 2009

This year I didn't go to Sheffield to watch the above event, because the tickets were already sold out (or more precisely, I'm not bothered to try the phone lines for the "resale" service. There are always plenty of empty seats in each match.) But the BBC streams everything on the web.

Marco Fu plays Joe Swail in the first round. I was quite worried, but somehow Fu got past this easily. Swail wasn't playing that badly, all he lacks is probably luck. Anyway, Fu's next round opponent was Shaun Murphy. Fu lost 3-13 with a session to spare. When he was trailing 1-7 overnight I wasn't too concerned - I saw him won six straight frames to come back from 9-15 to 15-15 a few years back. Never did I imagine that he could lost 2-6 in the next session this time.
He just played very, very badly. It is interesting that players can have complete different performance from day to day.

As for the other players, I'm glad to see Ronnie O'Sullivan crashed out, particularly when he was "potted out", not "bored out" as some may claim for his other losses before. The fact that he has "motivation" difficulties (which is probably genuine, we have students like this) is his own problem, and it doesn't automatically mean that the whole sport is dying.

I managed to see the very last part of Stephen Hendry's 147 live. I have to say, though, that the pockets are incredibly huge and takes almost anything in.

John Higgins eventually won the title. He really is an all-round player, not as exciting to watch as many young players but fully deserves the title.